You lied to me. Nobody ever told me that babies don't sleep at all, like some sort of noisy robot. Plus nobody told me that babies are literally the loudest thing in the world, yet can be awoken by dropping a piece of paper off of a table. Plus you neglected to mention that babies weigh like 400 pounds when you have to carry them around every second of every day because you can't put them down or they start with the aforementioned loud noises. All of you owe me an apology. Good thing babies are so darn cute.
On another note, a proud day for South Carolina:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww